unslop

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Bring on the slop.

Not built yet

A comment restating every line. Defensive null checks nobody asked for. A description longer than the diff. The same tells, in code.

Unslop Your PR will cut it down to the change a reviewer actually has to read. It is not built yet, and it is a different problem from everything above.

Cut the narration

A comment that restates the line below it is noise. So is a description that retells the diff.

Keep the change

Behaviour is the fact here. Nothing it removes may alter what the code does.

What you can unslop today

The things you print and put up. Same account, same credits. Whatever lands next will read from the same brand profile, so it already knows how you sound.